Okay, y'all. I'm trying something new!
Submit a caption for this picture:
(She may or may not be wearing a pair of my underwear around her neck.
I'll never admit to it.)
I will choose the best caption and the winner will WIN A SET of four post-it pads (from Pretty Bitter) that say: I Will Do One Thing Today.
My note will say, "Put a lock on my undergarment drawer."
P.S. I'm trying to draw out the people who don't comment!! I'll throw in a bonus prize to the 321st commenter on this post! (who am I kidding?) to the last comment before I close this post down!
Come on lurkers, don't let me down!
Winner will be announced whenever I get around to it.
Comments are now closed. I'll announce the winners soon!
162 comments:
"Say no to crack. Crack kills"
She looks like she's on a mission to do something important! So cute.
Crackalackin
Crackin' Up
LOLOLOL, I have no ideas to submit, but that is one hilarious picture!!
"I know my belt is up here somewhere"
Well, after recently posting "Say NO To Crack" about, well, let's just say LOTS OF CRACK in plain view at the Popeye's one night... I immediately thought of Crack Kills or Say No To Crack for this caption.
But then I thought deeper, which was very hard because after The Bachelorette, do I really have any brain cells left? Don't answer that. If I did, I shredded them all out with The 30 Day Shred...
SORRY, I have a real problem rambling in the comments...
I'll get to the caption....
Either:
No Child Left BEHIND
Or:
No Shirt
No Shoes
NO BELT
NO PROBLEM!
All my friends know the low rider ...
It goes on which end???
What do you mean the underwear goes under the pants and not around the neck?!
Crackin' Up The Stairs!
"Isn't this the latest style? This is how I see the boys wearing their pants."
"It's not WHAT you wear, it's HOW you wear it that counts!"
"The crack of fashion"
i'm so not creative. i wanna be sure and comment because i LOVE your blog, but seriously... nothing worth posting. darling though, her high school prom date will LOVE this!
Plumber in the works.
Is it me or is she wet? Maybe it's a shadow... ya, we'll say it's a shadow.
"Can you say, Wardrobe Malfunction?"
"Hey, has anyone seen my panties?"
I think I forgot something????
I wanted to comment, but I can't begin to compete with all the creative ones posted so far. Love the picture though! Need idea for a blog post as well.
How low do they go?
This gives new meaning to the word... lowrider. Not what I had in mind.
ToOdLeS.
I cannot think of a caption because I am laughing so hard. Butt (pun intended!) I can type while I laugh. Thanks for the chuckle. That poor child is gonna hate your blog someday.
Does my butt look big...
out of these jeans?
ToOdLeS.
"Something just wasn't right and she was determined to get to the bottom of things"
Cute pic and fun contest. thanks.
I'm coming out of the woodwork to comment. My 3 year old would call this "Plumber Butt". It's the phrase we use when we need our kids to smile for a picture....works EVERY time.
Plumber's Mother
Oops! Meant to say - Plumber's Mother - The Early Years
"The stair master isn't all it's cracked up to be"
Pull me up, BUTTercup...
So cute! I'm a lurker. Love your blog. :)
How about....
The future TLC's "What Not To Wear" star.
No caption, but this is hilarious, looks just like my husband! What a hoot!
"Butt out! I can *obviously* dress myself!"
"Mommy, where did you put my panties?"
ROTFL!! You guys are hilarious! I love all the captions for this photo! :)
You guys crack me up..pun totally intended!
Sorry, fresh out of witty captions for this one...
Your daughter is going to rue the day you ever started this blog...LOL! What blackmail material you are amassing!
Little Emmy ran screaming from the room, "Mommy, DON'T let Daddy dress me ever again!!!"
Someone told her that the Who's Who of superheros were wearing their underwear on the outside. "Excuse me while I go practice my new move: dreaded heinie blasts."
I thought the picture was funny and then MAN! those are some creeeeative captions!!!
*sucks air in through teeth* "Luv, yer boiler's had it, knackered it is! It'll be *rubs chin thinks of a number, doubles it* ooh, at least three weeks til I can get my hands on another one like that for you"
Adorable photo.......
My Caption title......
"BUTT...Mommy!!!! You'll see...I'm steppin up to big girl panites!"
Or....
"No wise cracks here... Please...I've got a serious plumbing problem upstairs....guess who flushed Mommies other 2 pair of new undies down the potty! And with a cute lil' crack like this...I'll be a great plumber someday!"
I"m a lurker and I can't thinkg of anything creative right now but I do have to say that those are cuter underwear than would be found in my drawer!
That is too funny! My first thought was this (said in slurred voice) "Okay, who spiked the Kool-Aid and wears my underwear?"
Hugs.
Kim
Isn't this how Paris Hilton walks the red carpet?
"While Captain Underpants was on another mission his partner, Panty Girl, saved the day!!!"
Fantastic photo. :)
Sure, I'll take a crack* at naming your picture LOL
"I think I left it BEHIND, BUTT..."
Baby's got back.....
That is a cute picture. Reminds me of my girls when they were this little. They would pull my underwear out of the laundry basket and put it on their head....keep in mind, Daddy was egging them on the whole time (and proibably had a pair on his head too). :)
"You told me I had to change my other panties! These ones just didn't fit me quite right so I had to wear them a bit askew!"
I just started following yesterday, so as not to lurk I will post.
I have no new ideas, but the one from the above commenters that produced a chuckle was: "No Child Left Behind."
Ummm, how about "Just Say NO to crack!"
"Mom, I told you I needed low rise undies!"
Hahaha that happens to my toddler too! Oh about...
Have you seen my belt?
"Hard to say no to crack when its that cute."
No I am not a perve but a mom to 2 and aunt/cousin to about 20. I just love baby bootie...its so cute & squishy. My 2 yr old is potty training & therefore wanders around nude & I just love the little dimples she has.
I don't have a caption, 'BUTT', I had to comment because it was so funny! It's like one of those pictures that you stare at and keep finding the 'out of place' things. It took me a minute to realize that she was indeed wearing underwear...just in the wrong spot. That cracked me up!
Note to self: one shoulder tank needs a little work, but low rider's are looking good.
Just remember to steer clear of stairs.
Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
My little one likes to have her pants around her knees before she even enters the bathroom, so we've seen way too much crack around here lately! It's REALLY hard to explain that she can't do that when we have company or are at someone else's house. :) Too cute!
baby's got back.....crack....
"These are REAL low riders!"
"So I understand the plumbing problem is upstairs m'am?"
One thing about it, class doesn't skip a generation.
Call Brittany Spears! I designed a new outfit for her tour!!!
"I make this look goooood!"
"No butts young lady..."
Last one, I promise. It makes me feel good to get my lames jokes out somewhere! :-)
You mean these aren't suspenders?
how about, 'whoops, I did it again'?
Sooo this isn't my new halter top??
How about "Gettin' to big for my britches."
LOL
Love the pic! :)
Mom told me to pull my panties up!
Plumbers daughter.
Plumber Butt
No More Wedgies!
OR
How emBARE-ASSing!
We had a similar issue with my daughter's pants falling off during her first play date at CHURCH! I was so embarrassed!
I don't have a caption, but these all made me laugh!
I'll show that Lindsey Lohan you can look cool AND wear panties all at the same time!
Future plumbers of America
Coco's unique sense of style was apparent from the earliest of photos....
The upstairs toilet is overflowing...plumber to the rescue!
I am to busy getting in to trouble to pull my pants up mom.
Easy, breezy, beautiful, covergirl!
Too funny!!!!
Oops, No Peekin'!
Great photo! Love your blog! Read it daily.
Now where did I leave my hiney hider?
"Bring up the rear"
-Bree
"Not sure why mom gives me "the look".. i AM wearing undies"
It takes a village....to dress a child.
Long time reader, first time commenter!
What's the point of pretty panties if you can't show them off?
Booty-Ful!
So cute!
I don't want the notepads, but I'll comment because you are trying so hard.
Does anywon feel a draft? Or is it just me?
...and she was in such a hurry, she left her pants behind!
Now we know who really wears the pants in the family.
Cute Pic.
"Jungle-bra, 100% recycled material"
Cute.
"Butt, Mommy... they're so pretty!!! I can't hide them under my PANTS!!!"
"If the big boys can wear their pants like this, SO CAN I."
Britney's latest attempt at trend-setting: Undies As Halter-Top
i .......... cant .............. breath ............im ..........laughing.........to .............hard.......
i cant think of a good one but i love your blog and i love the other comments.
Hanes HER Way!!
So super cute. Thanks for the laugh! You are awesome!
"And she's off to fix the leaky sink..."
Cheeky Child
Fashionista, yo!
I finally figured out this shirt...now if I can just find a belt...
i don't have time to read the comments now (40 quarts of strawberries waiting for me) so maybe someone already said this...
"plumber in training"
cute pic, BTW!
That photo is just tooooo funny. I almost peed my pants (it happens when you reach middle age).
My first thought was: America's Next Top Model or Madonna wannabe (didn't she start the whole wearing undergarments on the outside phase back in the 80's?)
Thanks for the laugh.
I am going to fashion school to learn how to design plumber uniforms when I get big and you can't stop me!!!
Mama's bum: what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
"And they said filling mom's shoes would be hard to do!"
I love your blog - thanks for making us laugh.
over the shoulder bolder holder
why the change? You have 103 comments since tweeting it. With a few more tweets you could go way past the 321 mark.
Come on people. Start tweeting a link to this post!
cute picture!
how about:
little moon
moonshine
full moon
rise and shine
you crack me up
no Butts about it
I don't get it. What's with all this talk about plumbers?
OMG hilarious picture!! I don't have a caption but this is funny
Hey mommy at least I didn't ask to borrow your thong! Ok I'm off to plumbing school!
a new way to recycle fashion... too funny! i comment sometimes... that doesn't make me a lurker does it?
Have you seen my drawers?
All new concept for "crackin' UP!"
(okay, so even as I typed that I realized it sounded funnier in my head than it read typed on the computer ... but I have never won a giveaway so being the last poster is probably my only chance!!)
Love it! My poor skinny kids are always hiking up their pants!
Okay I thought of a few, but my favorite is this one: Mom! where's the spackle!
"Bum's the word"
"Mama says to wear layers to stay warm, but it's just not helping!"
Thongs - 'cause everyone likes to feel sexy!
LOVE the pic!! I do not have a caption however, but I did want you to know that I nominated you for the Kreativ Blogger award...(check out my blog when you have time!) I am a new follower to your blog, and I love it!
Cracking stairs. (instead of creaking)
or
Hard to make progress when you find yourself going up and down at the same time.
or
This is why I prefer to be naked!
Who's wisecracking on the stairs?
Jenny
I'll be naked when I get to the top!
I am feeling singularly uncreative tonight...but I loved the "No child left behind" idea above! :-) And why is it that they always put mom's underpants around their neck? My youngest does that too. I guess that means, we are THAT family, also!
If you can't beat them, Join them.
Mom! Grandma says I crack her up!
"Help My Pants are Falling and I can't pull them up!"
:) Heather S.
"Have you got a licence for that?"
Great laugh to start the day! Been following for a couple of weeks first comment though! Thanks for the laughs.
It's been a long night
Maybe Mom needs to be a little more specific when she says "You need to put underwear on."
who you callin' wisecrack?
I could have sworn that I had underwear on when I came DOWN the stairs!
Dad-gum! I can never get test things on right!
"I've been working on a method to eliminate those visible panty lines, but I don't quite have the solution yet..."
That duct tape goes on so easy, but comming off is another matter... MOMMMMMM!
"But...Dad told me to dress myself."
How funny...the post and all the clever captions submitted! I'm a little late to the game so I'm not going to even attempt to compete with them.
Good luck choosing! So many are funny!
I am so in style with my low riders jeans and my thong
I confess, I've been lurking for a while - I love your blog! Your view of the world is very refreshing. Can't think of one that hasn't already been mentioned - way to go reaching for the camera at just the right moment!!!
"Oh I hope I make it to the top of the stairs before my pants fall down completely!"
"I told Mommy my panties were all in the wash but she wasn't listening!"
"Got in a fight with a dog... he won.. but I took his underwear!"
Step One: Put underwear over head
Step Two: ...
"But MOM! You just said they had to be clean!"
I can go commando and STILL wear underwear!
Crack is whack.
:)
ok - faster commenters stole my best ones... (yeah, that's the ticket...) anyway...
"Plumber in Training Pants"
I am a lurker, too. Love your blog! Perhaps, "Future stylist makes her debut."
"Asymmetrical is all the rage!"
I had to laugh at Cheri-Beri's "Little Emmy ran screaming from the room, "Mommy, DON'T let Daddy dress me ever again!!!"
That photo is too cute :)
Mommy will not mind if I get one more pair since mine are wet.
My BOOTY is a HOOTY cause I'm such a CUTEY!
The Bare and the Beautiful
You put your bottom in.
You get your bottom out.
You put your bottom in.
And you wiggle it all about.
You do the hokey pokey,
and you climb up the stairs.
That's what it's all about!
(Do I count as a lurker when this is only my 3rd visit to your blog?)
No caption really, but that looks like me climbing the stairs everyday at work in my maternity pants, hoping nobody is behind me!!
lol... how funny! how cute!
my title... Look mom, I dressed myself! :)
"Mommy...I TOLD YOU I needed a belt!"
Who needs a contractors belt when I can show my 'crack' without having to carry those heavy tools!
"Wear the undies on my hiney? PSHAW! Mom has no idea what she is missing!"
Love your blog! It always makes me laugh!
katie
mom of 3 girls
itsonlygirlsforme@yahoo.com
"Milk makes her clothes fall off."
(Here's hoping you know the country song "Tequila makes her clothes fall off".....LOL)
What a little fashionista you have there! ;-) ♥ it!
Kristen,
It's been a while...I was just stopping by to say hi, and I had to comment and thank you for the out-loud laugh!
Hope you are well!
Genny
"That's the last time I let Paris Hilton babysit my daughter!"
I JUST 'CRACK' MY MOMMA UP!
Pull-ups! Cause I'm a big kid now!
Fruit of Who's Loom???
Dropping in from Lurkerville :)
How about...
"She is THAT toddler!"
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