Tuesday

Name This Photo Contest

Okay, y'all. I'm trying something new!


Submit a caption for this picture:

(She may or may not be wearing a pair of my underwear around her neck.
I'll never admit to it.)

I will choose the best caption and the winner will WIN A SET of four post-it pads (from Pretty Bitter) that say: I Will Do One Thing Today.

My note will say, "Put a lock on my undergarment drawer."

P.S. I'm trying to draw out the people who don't comment!! I'll throw in a bonus prize to the 321st commenter on this post! (who am I kidding?) to the last comment before I close this post down! 

Come on lurkers, don't let me down!

Winner will be announced whenever I get around to it.

Comments are now closed. I'll announce the winners soon!

165 comments:

Mandy C. said...

"Say no to crack. Crack kills"

She looks like she's on a mission to do something important! So cute.

Kathy said...

Crackalackin

Blue Creek Home said...

Crackin' Up

Muthering Heights and Other Senseless Sensibility said...

LOLOLOL, I have no ideas to submit, but that is one hilarious picture!!

Amanda said...

"I know my belt is up here somewhere"

Rena said...

Well, after recently posting "Say NO To Crack" about, well, let's just say LOTS OF CRACK in plain view at the Popeye's one night... I immediately thought of Crack Kills or Say No To Crack for this caption.

But then I thought deeper, which was very hard because after The Bachelorette, do I really have any brain cells left? Don't answer that. If I did, I shredded them all out with The 30 Day Shred...

SORRY, I have a real problem rambling in the comments...

I'll get to the caption....

Either:

No Child Left BEHIND

Or:

No Shirt
No Shoes
NO BELT
NO PROBLEM!

Lunch Buckets said...

All my friends know the low rider ...

Dawn said...

It goes on which end???

mommy4life said...

What do you mean the underwear goes under the pants and not around the neck?!

Myra said...

Crackin' Up The Stairs!

amanda said...

"Isn't this the latest style? This is how I see the boys wearing their pants."

TeriLynneU said...

"It's not WHAT you wear, it's HOW you wear it that counts!"

christina said...

"The crack of fashion"

r- m val said...

i'm so not creative. i wanna be sure and comment because i LOVE your blog, but seriously... nothing worth posting. darling though, her high school prom date will LOVE this!

Tomara said...

Plumber in the works.

Is it me or is she wet? Maybe it's a shadow... ya, we'll say it's a shadow.

Rachel said...

"Can you say, Wardrobe Malfunction?"

Robin said...

"Hey, has anyone seen my panties?"

Stormy said...

I think I forgot something????

Michelle said...

I wanted to comment, but I can't begin to compete with all the creative ones posted so far. Love the picture though! Need idea for a blog post as well.

ShEiLa said...

How low do they go?

This gives new meaning to the word... lowrider. Not what I had in mind.

ToOdLeS.

Jennifer said...

I cannot think of a caption because I am laughing so hard. Butt (pun intended!) I can type while I laugh. Thanks for the chuckle. That poor child is gonna hate your blog someday.

ShEiLa said...

Does my butt look big...
out of these jeans?

ToOdLeS.

Kari said...

"Something just wasn't right and she was determined to get to the bottom of things"


Cute pic and fun contest. thanks.

Trista said...

I'm coming out of the woodwork to comment. My 3 year old would call this "Plumber Butt". It's the phrase we use when we need our kids to smile for a picture....works EVERY time.

arkie said...

Plumber's Mother

arkie said...

Oops! Meant to say - Plumber's Mother - The Early Years

Suzanne & Duncan Forbes said...

"The stair master isn't all it's cracked up to be"

The Southern Family said...

Pull me up, BUTTercup...

Christine said...

So cute! I'm a lurker. Love your blog. :)

How about....

The future TLC's "What Not To Wear" star.

Jenileigh said...

No caption, but this is hilarious, looks just like my husband! What a hoot!

Brooke said...

"Butt out! I can *obviously* dress myself!"

Small Town Mamma said...

"When hipsters go bad..."

McFadden Family said...

"Mommy, where did you put my panties?"

Mrs. Querido said...

ROTFL!! You guys are hilarious! I love all the captions for this photo! :)

You guys crack me up..pun totally intended!

Sorry, fresh out of witty captions for this one...

Your daughter is going to rue the day you ever started this blog...LOL! What blackmail material you are amassing!

Cheri-Beri said...

Little Emmy ran screaming from the room, "Mommy, DON'T let Daddy dress me ever again!!!"

Rita said...

Someone told her that the Who's Who of superheros were wearing their underwear on the outside. "Excuse me while I go practice my new move: dreaded heinie blasts."

Kathy said...

I thought the picture was funny and then MAN! those are some creeeeative captions!!!

Leanne said...

*sucks air in through teeth* "Luv, yer boiler's had it, knackered it is! It'll be *rubs chin thinks of a number, doubles it* ooh, at least three weeks til I can get my hands on another one like that for you"

LADY JANE'S EMPORIUM said...

Adorable photo.......
My Caption title......

"BUTT...Mommy!!!! You'll see...I'm steppin up to big girl panites!"

Or....

"No wise cracks here... Please...I've got a serious plumbing problem upstairs....guess who flushed Mommies other 2 pair of new undies down the potty! And with a cute lil' crack like this...I'll be a great plumber someday!"

Dawn said...

I"m a lurker and I can't thinkg of anything creative right now but I do have to say that those are cuter underwear than would be found in my drawer!

The Real Me! said...

That is too funny! My first thought was this (said in slurred voice) "Okay, who spiked the Kool-Aid and wears my underwear?"
Hugs.
Kim

Momof4 said...

Isn't this how Paris Hilton walks the red carpet?

Stephanie said...

"While Captain Underpants was on another mission his partner, Panty Girl, saved the day!!!"


Fantastic photo. :)

Jenn @ Beautiful Calling said...

Sure, I'll take a crack* at naming your picture LOL

"I think I left it BEHIND, BUTT..."

sclangs said...

Baby's got back.....

That is a cute picture. Reminds me of my girls when they were this little. They would pull my underwear out of the laundry basket and put it on their head....keep in mind, Daddy was egging them on the whole time (and proibably had a pair on his head too). :)

Anonymous said...

"You told me I had to change my other panties! These ones just didn't fit me quite right so I had to wear them a bit askew!"

Project Junky said...

I just started following yesterday, so as not to lurk I will post.

I have no new ideas, but the one from the above commenters that produced a chuckle was: "No Child Left Behind."

Melissa in NC said...

Ummm, how about "Just Say NO to crack!"

thebeadgirl said...

"Mom, I told you I needed low rise undies!"

Tonya said...

Hahaha that happens to my toddler too! Oh about...

Have you seen my belt?

Angel B said...

"Hard to say no to crack when its that cute."

No I am not a perve but a mom to 2 and aunt/cousin to about 20. I just love baby bootie...its so cute & squishy. My 2 yr old is potty training & therefore wanders around nude & I just love the little dimples she has.

Amber said...

I don't have a caption, 'BUTT', I had to comment because it was so funny! It's like one of those pictures that you stare at and keep finding the 'out of place' things. It took me a minute to realize that she was indeed wearing underwear...just in the wrong spot. That cracked me up!

Mary R Snyder said...

Note to self: one shoulder tank needs a little work, but low rider's are looking good.
Just remember to steer clear of stairs.

Kelly Glass said...

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!

Stefani said...

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!

My little one likes to have her pants around her knees before she even enters the bathroom, so we've seen way too much crack around here lately! It's REALLY hard to explain that she can't do that when we have company or are at someone else's house. :) Too cute!

Our life is a bowl of Barry's said...

baby's got back.....crack....

grannyann said...

"These are REAL low riders!"

The Glamorous Life said...

"So I understand the plumbing problem is upstairs m'am?"

Rachel@just another day in paradise said...

One thing about it, class doesn't skip a generation.

Anonymous said...

Call Brittany Spears! I designed a new outfit for her tour!!!

aggieamy said...

"I make this look goooood!"

Kathy said...

"No butts young lady..."

Last one, I promise. It makes me feel good to get my lames jokes out somewhere! :-)

Brooke said...

You mean these aren't suspenders?

accidentalseminarian said...

how about, 'whoops, I did it again'?

Wendy said...

Sooo this isn't my new halter top??

Stephanie said...

How about "Gettin' to big for my britches."

LOL

Love the pic! :)

Skipper said...

Mom told me to pull my panties up!

home school dad said...

Plumbers daughter.

Lorie said...

Plumber Butt

Ryann said...

No More Wedgies!
OR
How emBARE-ASSing!

We had a similar issue with my daughter's pants falling off during her first play date at CHURCH! I was so embarrassed!

Eileen said...

I don't have a caption, but these all made me laugh!

Janelle said...

I'll show that Lindsey Lohan you can look cool AND wear panties all at the same time!

Kelli in real life said...

Future plumbers of America

Juice said...

Coco's unique sense of style was apparent from the earliest of photos....

Anonymous said...

The upstairs toilet is overflowing...plumber to the rescue!

Bobbi Janay said...

I am to busy getting in to trouble to pull my pants up mom.

Val said...

Easy, breezy, beautiful, covergirl!

Too funny!!!!

dolphin lady said...

Oops, No Peekin'!

Great photo! Love your blog! Read it daily.

Jodi said...

Now where did I leave my hiney hider?

Anonymous said...

"Bring up the rear"

-Bree

bkokc00 said...

"Not sure why mom gives me "the look".. i AM wearing undies"

Gina said...

It takes a village....to dress a child.

Morgan Koji said...

Long time reader, first time commenter!

What's the point of pretty panties if you can't show them off?

kahlanne said...

Booty-Ful!

So cute!

rella12 said...

I don't want the notepads, but I'll comment because you are trying so hard.

Tammy Howard said...

Does anywon feel a draft? Or is it just me?

RLR said...

...and she was in such a hurry, she left her pants behind!

gpa&gma said...

Now we know who really wears the pants in the family.

Cute Pic.

sbamontillado said...

"Jungle-bra, 100% recycled material"

Cute.

Kay said...

"Butt, Mommy... they're so pretty!!! I can't hide them under my PANTS!!!"

"If the big boys can wear their pants like this, SO CAN I."

Lora Lynn @ Vitafamiliae said...

Britney's latest attempt at trend-setting: Undies As Halter-Top

mistress pink said...

i .......... cant .............. breath ............im ..........laughing.........to .............hard.......
i cant think of a good one but i love your blog and i love the other comments.

Kimberly said...

Hanes HER Way!!

So super cute. Thanks for the laugh! You are awesome!

Jingle said...

"And she's off to fix the leaky sink..."

Amy @ Finer Things said...

Cheeky Child

mom 2 many said...

Fashionista, yo!

imadramamama said...

I finally figured out this shirt...now if I can just find a belt...

Jennifer said...

i don't have time to read the comments now (40 quarts of strawberries waiting for me) so maybe someone already said this...

"plumber in training"

cute pic, BTW!

Kim said...

That photo is just tooooo funny. I almost peed my pants (it happens when you reach middle age).

My first thought was: America's Next Top Model or Madonna wannabe (didn't she start the whole wearing undergarments on the outside phase back in the 80's?)

Thanks for the laugh.

Princess Mommy said...

I am going to fashion school to learn how to design plumber uniforms when I get big and you can't stop me!!!

Darla~SassyHomemaker said...

Mama's bum: what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Greta said...

"And they said filling mom's shoes would be hard to do!"

I love your blog - thanks for making us laugh.

Bonnie said...

over the shoulder bolder holder

accidentalseminarian said...

why the change? You have 103 comments since tweeting it. With a few more tweets you could go way past the 321 mark.

Come on people. Start tweeting a link to this post!

Tam said...

cute picture!

how about:

little moon

moonshine

full moon

rise and shine

you crack me up

no Butts about it

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. What's with all this talk about plumbers?

Huriya said...

OMG hilarious picture!! I don't have a caption but this is funny

Ashley @ Mrs007.com said...

Hey mommy at least I didn't ask to borrow your thong! Ok I'm off to plumbing school!

Charlotte said...

a new way to recycle fashion... too funny! i comment sometimes... that doesn't make me a lurker does it?

Julie From Inmates said...

Have you seen my drawers?

TeriLynneU said...

All new concept for "crackin' UP!"

(okay, so even as I typed that I realized it sounded funnier in my head than it read typed on the computer ... but I have never won a giveaway so being the last poster is probably my only chance!!)

Kristine said...

Love it! My poor skinny kids are always hiking up their pants!

Micaela said...

Okay I thought of a few, but my favorite is this one: Mom! where's the spackle!

Jana said...

"Bum's the word"

Anna said...

"Mama says to wear layers to stay warm, but it's just not helping!"

Karen said...

Thongs - 'cause everyone likes to feel sexy!

Laurie said...

LOVE the pic!! I do not have a caption however, but I did want you to know that I nominated you for the Kreativ Blogger award...(check out my blog when you have time!) I am a new follower to your blog, and I love it!

Ginger said...

Cracking stairs. (instead of creaking)
or
Hard to make progress when you find yourself going up and down at the same time.
or
This is why I prefer to be naked!

Jenny wren's nest said...
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Jenny wren's nest said...

Who's wisecracking on the stairs?
Jenny

Chickens in the Basement said...

I'll be naked when I get to the top!

The Rambling Ewe said...

I am feeling singularly uncreative tonight...but I loved the "No child left behind" idea above! :-) And why is it that they always put mom's underpants around their neck? My youngest does that too. I guess that means, we are THAT family, also!

Sharon said...

If you can't beat them, Join them.

judybrittle said...

Mom! Grandma says I crack her up!

Beach said...

"Help My Pants are Falling and I can't pull them up!"
:) Heather S.

Staki said...

"Have you got a licence for that?"

Great laugh to start the day! Been following for a couple of weeks first comment though! Thanks for the laughs.

Jen said...

It's been a long night

Lori said...

Maybe Mom needs to be a little more specific when she says "You need to put underwear on."

thatgirlblogs said...

who you callin' wisecrack?

Lori said...

I could have sworn that I had underwear on when I came DOWN the stairs!

tashalyn said...

Dad-gum! I can never get test things on right!

Lisa said...

"I've been working on a method to eliminate those visible panty lines, but I don't quite have the solution yet..."

inhale. return to center. said...

That duct tape goes on so easy, but comming off is another matter... MOMMMMMM!

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ilovemy5kids said...

"But...Dad told me to dress myself."

Happy said...

How funny...the post and all the clever captions submitted! I'm a little late to the game so I'm not going to even attempt to compete with them.

Good luck choosing! So many are funny!

Dawn said...

I am so in style with my low riders jeans and my thong

AJ and Miranda said...

Haute Coture fashionista in the making!

momoflots said...

I confess, I've been lurking for a while - I love your blog! Your view of the world is very refreshing. Can't think of one that hasn't already been mentioned - way to go reaching for the camera at just the right moment!!!

Deb said...

"Oh I hope I make it to the top of the stairs before my pants fall down completely!"

Deb said...

"I told Mommy my panties were all in the wash but she wasn't listening!"

Lauren said...

"Got in a fight with a dog... he won.. but I took his underwear!"

Renee said...

Step One: Put underwear over head

Step Two: ...

Keesler Chaos said...

"But MOM! You just said they had to be clean!"

Faith said...

I can go commando and STILL wear underwear!

Emily said...

Crack is whack.

:)

JJ Sobey said...

ok - faster commenters stole my best ones... (yeah, that's the ticket...) anyway...

"Plumber in Training Pants"

Julie said...

I am a lurker, too. Love your blog! Perhaps, "Future stylist makes her debut."

Shannon said...

"Asymmetrical is all the rage!"


I had to laugh at Cheri-Beri's "Little Emmy ran screaming from the room, "Mommy, DON'T let Daddy dress me ever again!!!"


That photo is too cute :)

MomStarr said...

Mommy will not mind if I get one more pair since mine are wet.

Adventure Mom Janna said...

My BOOTY is a HOOTY cause I'm such a CUTEY!

The Bare and the Beautiful

Lynnette said...

You put your bottom in.
You get your bottom out.
You put your bottom in.
And you wiggle it all about.
You do the hokey pokey,
and you climb up the stairs.
That's what it's all about!

(Do I count as a lurker when this is only my 3rd visit to your blog?)

Shannon said...

No caption really, but that looks like me climbing the stairs everyday at work in my maternity pants, hoping nobody is behind me!!

Suz said...

lol... how funny! how cute!

my title... Look mom, I dressed myself! :)

jczellar said...

"Mommy...I TOLD YOU I needed a belt!"

KK said...

Who needs a contractors belt when I can show my 'crack' without having to carry those heavy tools!

Anonymous said...

"Wear the undies on my hiney? PSHAW! Mom has no idea what she is missing!"

Love your blog! It always makes me laugh!

katie
mom of 3 girls
itsonlygirlsforme@yahoo.com

aahcoffee said...

"Milk makes her clothes fall off."

(Here's hoping you know the country song "Tequila makes her clothes fall off".....LOL)

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

What a little fashionista you have there! ;-) ♥ it!

Genny said...

Kristen,
It's been a while...I was just stopping by to say hi, and I had to comment and thank you for the out-loud laugh!
Hope you are well!
Genny

Lori said...

"That's the last time I let Paris Hilton babysit my daughter!"

ms sandy said...

I JUST 'CRACK' MY MOMMA UP!

Rachel said...

Pull-ups! Cause I'm a big kid now!

JessW said...

Fruit of Who's Loom???

Katie, Kevin and kids said...

Dropping in from Lurkerville :)
How about...

"She is THAT toddler!"