Sunday

It's Official: We are White Trash



Okay. That’s it.  We’ve truly reached new heights of lowness.  


Sunday on our way home from CHURCH, we smelled something.  It was a strong odor.  Overwhelming.  It was so bad, we pulled over.


On inspection of diapers and shoes, we discovered my son had stepped in dog poo on the playground, at church, in his new church shoes, the ones I bought to wear only to church, so they would always look nice. 


(By faith, I’m believing IT was from a dog.)


Some things just shouldn’t surprise me.


And yet it’s like someone’s screaming “GOTCHA YA!” in my face.


Every day.


So, we did what most people of low intelligence with a high sense of smell would do.  We rolled down the window and hung the offensive shoe from the shoelaces.  


All the way home.  From Church.  We are THAT family.


My white trash parenting tip: hang your sticky shoes and children out the window. All the trashy Moms do it!


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30 comments:

Amanda said...

HAHA!! That's hilarious!

AC Momma said...

Who cleaned it when you got home? I've cleaned dog poop off a sneaker and gagged the whole time. I'm surprised I survived. I shudder just thinking about it. If I were you I would have tossed that shoe out the window and never looked back. Cute story.

Domestic Accident said...

Baaaaaaaah! That is hysterical. You really are THAT family.

Gerbil said...

Um... at least the smell was temporary?? I'm looking for the positive here. And I'm not thinking "tsk-tsk", I'M thinking "hey, that's rather clever." (what can I say, I have a teenager with really scary feet)

gina said...

lol!

Lisa J said...

I think that is too funny too. I don't know that I would have actually thought of doing that. I am impressed!!! hummm hang it out the window. And the wind caused by driving 75 mph down the highway might even rip some of that poo mess from the deep crevis' of the shoe!! Oh my goodness, only THAT family would think of that!! Gotta love it.

Mom of TWO Princesses said...

LMBO!! Great idea! If anything, at least the wind dried the poop to make it easier to get off, right? lol

Mommy Cracked said...

You do what you have to do is our family motto. But that was funny!

Marni Tiani Self said...

That is awesome.

Tammy said...

It's funny, I've been a nurse for a little over 12 years, and I've seen and cleaned a lot of things. However, dog poo on a shoe makes me gag everytime! I would have tossed it, I'm afraid.

Karen said...

We have lots of dog poop incidents. But, I hate cleaning dog poop off shoes. So .... I turn the shoe upside down and leave it on the front lawn until it rains hard enough to wash the poo off. Is that white trash-y? ha ha!

Tara said...

Funny story. By the way, I don't think it makes you white trash. I think it just makes you resourceful.

Threeundertwo said...

I thought we were white trash when I noticed this morning that we were out of kleenex and my husband had a roll of toilet paper on the table next to his side of the bed. Toilet paper?!?

But hanging poo-shoes out the window is hilarious. I bow to your trashiness.

Karen said...

Bwahahaha! Thanks for the laugh - it's totally something we would do.

kelsey said...

OMG that is so funny!

Becky said...

New or not, those shoes just became disposable.

The Maid

P.S. He loves you... said...

Ya know how many time we suffered through that kind of an ordeal!

Never thought of it...so "McGiverish!"

Your all THAT!

frugallm said...

I'm just catching up on my weekend reading, trying not to fall asleep at my desk...it's a Monday ya know. Let me just tell ya you just made my day! Too funny!!

Gotta GROW with it said...

good thing it didn't fly off and hit someone! wouldn't that have been hilarious. terrible aren't i?!

Valarie said...

I would have done the same thing. :)

mommypie said...

Wow! How smart are you?? Now I know EXACTLY how to handle shoe poo.

mommypie said...

Wow! How smart are you?? Now I know EXACTLY how to handle shoe poo.

Jamie - RoseCottage said...

Oh, that's funny! But pretty practical and ingenious, too!

jczellar said...

Good for you! (of course, this is coming from a Mom who has hung peed-in clothing out the car window to dry because we didn't take a spare outfit :-) (Yah, you can groan...)

Toni said...

That is a laugh out loud story!!!

le said...

OMG! I am so glad I found your blog! We are THAT family, too! Thank you for making me feel normal! This reminds me of the time my son Heelyed through dog poop!

Team Pipkin said...

hahaha...that is just classic! Why is it that kids always find the dog poop??

Jill said...

Awesome idea!! I have a Trashy Thursday post up today too! Fun carnival!

JP (Abbeymom) said...

I once hung my son's underwear out the car window because he pooped in them (had the runs) actually and I couldn't stand to be anywhere near the item lol.

Great post!

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