A Block Off the Old Chip

My daughter's birthday is tomorrow. I gave her a blog.

She loves to write, got a new camera for Christmas and has been begging for months.

It's private and for family only.

But. Y'all. I just had (with her permission, of course) to share her first post she wrote (allbyherself, she even uploaded the picture and published without help). It is hilarious. And not just because I said so. Read for yourself:

My Most Embarrassing Moment

Before I begin one of the most embarrassing moments of my life,

I just wanted to acknowledge one thing: I bet you have NEVER had an experience like mine!

The story starts out at a normal afternoon in my science teacher's class. We happened to be playing a math game that you have to stand up and move around a little bit. So I stood up to participate and the game actually was a lot more fun than what it looked like.

Well unfortunately for me, whenever I play a game like this, I get really excited. After about 15 minutes, I got really into the game. I opened my mouth to say something and my retainer/expander flew out on to my neighbors desk.

The second unfortunate thing for me, was that my neighbor was a BOY!!!!!!!!

When it landed on his desk, he touched it and said loudly, "What is that?" He realized it was my mouth piece . He zoomed out of his seat to the nearest sink. The third unfortunate thing for me, was that he was screaming, " Eww eww eww " the whole way.

To this day that boy still has issues.

What would you do if THAT flew onto your desk?
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I don't know who she gets her sense of humor from.