Wednesday

The Throne




I had an urge to buy this a couple of months early.

This is for my turd child.  I found it in the dump.


Just taking care of business.

I'm sorry this post was completely inappropriate.

Really, sorry.

As you were.

disclaimer:  The Dump is a store in my town

This post is a part of the blog train!

68 comments:

Adrienne said...

If it works, then it is completely appropriate. Good luck.

Amber (Bringing Good Home) said...

LOL! I needed a good laugh. My kids just behaved most horribly about going to bed. I feel better now.

Ashley @mrs007.net said...

Oh no you di-in't :) THAT is quite possibly the cutest potty chair ever!

Nancy said...

HAHAHAH! That was great :) I love it!

Heidi Zawisza said...

LUV it!!

Lilypad Mom said...

It took a pink potty for my daughter to finally potty train. I think she would have trained in a day if this was an option, how cute!

Elaine A. said...

Don't lie and say you're sorry because you are SO not!

too funny...

Jody Reale said...

And of course I would be totally remiss if I didn't quote my favorite commercial, the Gas-X one: "Your son Rip is on line toot."

Chel's Leaving a Legacy said...

LOL! That is SOOOO cute! WAY too much girl for my house, but for YOU...priceless! :-)

And Jody Reale, I second that comment!! I love that commerical!

LifeatTheCircus said...

What a find!!

blessedwith5 said...

Kristen . . . I love the fact that you keep it real!!!

The potty chair is adorable and so is your "turd!"

Mrs. Querido said...

lol...that is so funny!

Jamie @ Purposeful Pursuit said...

You so crack me up!

Marcy - The Glamorous Life! said...

You may wish to join the Pun Anonymous group near you. They meet in church basements all over the country every Punday at noon. Dang...I missed the last meeting too.

Judy said...

Good luck with that - my son turned ours into a plant pot. No poop in his (unfortunately).

Kelsey said...

Oh i love it!

Christine said...

ROFL!! No words...

P.S. He loves you... said...

Hey I want one!!!
LOL!

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

THat is SO CUTE! I totally want one!

Munchkins and Music said...

Queen of the potty! Love it.

Crystal said...

I absolutely love this!

Busymama Karen said...

That is so funny!

Mycrazylife said...

Hi Kristen!

This chair is hilarious! We used a game called My Throne for potty training. This would have been a perfect addition to our game!

She is just a dolly!

Mandy said...

I am laughing out loud...and I SO needed a good laugh. Thanks!

marky said...

LOL! Love it... funny thing, I know several male's that would find a personal throne a true accomplishment!

Mandy said...

This post is completely hilarious!! I LOVE the picture at the bottom.

Laura said...

That would have helped the process immensely in my house...GREAT find!

Domestic Accident said...

Baaaaaaaaaah! Thanks for the morning laugh.

Monica@Dailydwelling said...

That is the best potty chair I've ever seen....EVER!

Mom of TWO Princesses said...

How adorable!! Good luck with the PT'ing!

nottryingforaboy said...

Cute!

3boys247 said...

LOL, I love it! Can I just get the Her majesty's throne part for my girly bathroom? Hmmm, I may have to make one of those..

Suzie said...

Love it I want a thrown too

Janel@Dandelion Dayz said...

completely appropriate in this mommy world of ours!

cute!

Dawn said...

Why did you apologize? It was simply the Kristen that we've come to know, expect and love on this blog! :-)

Really cute chair! Is it working??

Kim @ Up North Mommy said...

I need to get one of those for Little Miss Throwsafit. How appropriate! :)

Lisa J said...

How in the world do you do it??? Do you just go looking in dumps, and trash cans everywhere? Is that your real living, a dumpster diver and you just aren't confessing. You are talented way beyond messure!!!
"Turd Child" Oh my gosh..... THIRD child, I got it, and turd in the true sense of the word. We will forgive you for this posting!!! ha ha ha, oh my.

Valarie said...

Hahahahha.... Good one!!

Cassie said...

That is hilarious! But then again, I love inappropriate humor :) Hey, whatever works!

Bina said...

You found it in the DUMP?? Man, why can't I find stuff like that! Surely though, you repainted it? If not, the person that through that away is a BIG Bucket Head!!!!!

GREAT FIND!

Amy said...

I love it! Where did you get that?

imadramamama said...

What you call inappropriate, I call fall off my chair funny...

Muthering Heights said...

You are HILARIOUS!

Lynn said...

Bah ha ha!!!!

The Mama Hood said...

I wish my throne were that cute! lol! That's the coolest potty I have ever seen!

Tiff said...

Thanks for the laugh! Shoot if my little boys had a throne like that I think they wouldn't put up such a fuss about using the potty!

Happy Mommy said...

I tell you what that is the cutest potty i've ever seen! I think she will be potty trained in no time with that little number!

The Apron Queen said...

Hey! I was wondering where my throne went! :)

Confessions of an Apron Queen

Amanda said...

There's a store near here called "The Dump." I went in right after they opened, and I swear to you, they were selling a couch for $12,000.

1.) Who in their right mind spends $12,000 on a couch?

2.) Why in the world would said person be shopping at a place called "The Dump"?

I can see it now. [Scene] Setting: Some upper-class cocktail party.

"Oh, dah-ling, I just adore your settee. Where, pray tell, did you find it?"

"Oh, that ol' thing? I got it down at "The Dump." It was a real steal!"

Gasps and various other displays of horror abound. [End Scene]

Mia's Mama said...

Ohhh I LOVE inappropriate...and the throne, too :)

Heidi said...

I just resorted to a 5 year old giggling at potty jokes, thanks for making me feel young.

MomOf3 said...

Ha ha! I love it! Puns and all! :)

D... said...

Hee! I love the play on words! We have The Dump here too but I've never been inside it.

J'Ollie Primitives said...

Do they have them in blue? For grown-ups? I know ya can't be too picky at the Dump, but hey....

Tara @ Feels like home said...

Nice! We're trying to get our babe to sit on the potty these days. Maybe if we had one of THOSE...

THopgood said...

That's just disgusting! And completely inappropriate to be coming from a "turd"y-something y/o woman! Pah-LEASE clean up your act woman!

;)

gina said...

tee-hee, you said turd.

My "turd" had a royal potty that sounded a royal trumpet when you "used" it.

Hey, whatever works, right?

Misty said...

Is potty talk inappropriate? I suppose I've become desensitized. My favorite question of the day is, "Mom, do you want to see my poo poo?" The joys!

Lisa@BlessedwithGrace said...

This is great. I know my little princess will need a throne.

Joy said...

Okay how much did you pay for this? How can I get one?! I have a little girl to potty train next year!!! This is TOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

The Fritz Facts said...

Not at all inappropriate. I love the potty! So girly!

Mechelle said...

Hey if giving the princess a throne doesn't help the potty process what will? My daughter got princess panties and it worked like a "charm"
Seriously that chair is so cute and your post was hilarious.
Thanks for a good laugh.
((hugs)) Mechelle

CanCan said...

That is one snazzy poop catcher!

Anissa Mayhew said...

If I thought my butt would fit there, I would sooo get myself one! I'm not proud and it's sparkly.

Connie said...

What a beautiful throne.....

Kelli said...

Now THAT is potty chair! haha!

PastorMac's Ann said...

That's quite a seat!! Hope she gets a lot of use out of it.

Too funny.

Came by via the Blog Train. Off to ride it somewhere else!

Kim said...

That is the best potty chair EVER! My little one might actually go on the potty if his looked like this.