This whole FANTASTIC idea started with tickets.
My husband blew me away on Valentine’s Day this year. He usually does. Gift-giving is—well, it’s one of his gifts. I’m lucky that way.
It’s hard for me to surprise him though. I try, but I usually drop one too many hints or tell my children and I’m sure you know how that turns out.
This year, I was determined to surprise him with something he would love: a date. They happen, rarely-what, with the children and all. But I secured childcare and then I bought tickets. Concert tickets.
Before you say out loud to passers-by, “That’s it? That’s the surprise?”
You must know that the tickets were to see a little band called Rascal Flatts. At a sold out concert. At the largest rodeo in Texas.
There. Now you can be impressed.
Sigh.
I’m good, huh?
My husband was very pleased. And I must say, it was a proud moment when I knew I’d surprised him. Since the concert was several weeks away, we stuck the tickets in a safe place, far away from sticky hands.
I thought that was the end of it, you know, until we went to the concert.
But, I underestimated my husband.
He came home with these.
I thought it a little odd and wondered what in the world he would do with them. You think you know someone really well until they say, “I’ve been wanting these for a long time.” And he points to boots!
Really.
And then a few days later, he came home wearing these.
I’m slow, my friend. I hadn’t really put the boots WITH the jeans. I just thought my husband had a void only shopping would fill.
And my dear ones, I know all about voids that only new shoes can fill.
But then he dug up this from some scary box in the closet. “Where the heck did you get that?” I asked. I’m serious ya’ll. That buckle freaked me out! He explained: “My dad had it made for me when I was a kid. It spells my name.”
I tried for an hour to spell “Hick” and I couldn’t do it.
That’s when it hit me. OH, MY LANDS, He’s either infected with Mad Cow’s Disease or he’s assembling a costume. A costume for the Rodeo.
Now let me just say, the Texas Livestock Show and Rodeo is THE Rodeo. Not just for Texans. It’s world-known and was featured in The Southern Living Magazine a couple of months ago. (The article is actually what led me to search for concert tickets because you know, even though I live IN Texas, I need help, from Southern Living.) It’s where the best ropers and horse-sort-of people gather and compete and win livestock or something. It’s a BIG deal. Later on, I’ll get into our rodeo adventures . . .
So, anyway, I mentioned this to my husband in passing, “Can I see your costume?”
He stared at me. Strangely, it wasn’t a happy stare; it was more a menacing glare.
“What costume?” he finally said.
“You know, for the rodeo?” I said sheepishly.
“It is NOT a costume. I used to wear this stuff all the time and I’ve wanted to wear it again.”
My husband is a salesman in a suit. We live in the city. I am a city girl.
Then he brought home these. For me.
I was scared, now. Really, afraid. If I tasted minty-fresh tobacco after a kiss, I was calling a counselor immediately.
And then one night he came strolling in. This man was not a stroller. So, I stopped what I was doing. He had his ‘duds’ on from head-to-toe.
“I like your costume,” I said in a southern drawl.
He pulled me close and said roughly, “Don’t you remember what you used to say to me in college?
‘Wrangler butts, drive me nuts!’ he growled. I pushed him away, laughing.
And then, I remembered.
Digging thru my box of old photos, I found an envelope from my mother-in-law. Before I even knew this man-child, he was a real cowboy. And it’s just the beginning of the story
This is what I found:
Yes, that’s my husband in his pre-pubescent 12-year-old body. Riding a pre-pubescent BULL.
Did you really look close? I couldn’t believe this was lurking in our family tree:
Notice the truck-driver-looking man in the background? My father-in-law. Something to look forward to as my husband ages. Yeehaw (said unenthusiastically).
My hubby looked over his shoulder, making sure I watched him leave the room and said, “It’s not a costume.” This made my heart thud. Maybe I should be glad he was seeking out his western roots. I decided to do a little research of my own and followed the cowboy . . .
to be continued.
1 comments:
I was laughing silently at this so as not to bother my children. My daughter just asked me if I was mad. She said my grunting made me sound mad. LOL This is the best post I've read in QUITE some time.
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