Okay. That’s it. We’ve truly reached new heights of lowness.
Sunday on our way home from CHURCH, we smelled something. It was a strong odor. Overwhelming. It was so bad, we pulled over.
On inspection of diapers and shoes, we discovered my son had stepped in dog poo on the playground, at church, in his new church shoes, the ones I bought to wear only to church, so they would always look nice.
(By faith, I’m believing IT was from a dog.)
Some things just shouldn’t surprise me.
And yet it’s like someone’s screaming “GOTCHA YA!” in my face.
Every day.
So, we did what most people of low intelligence with a high sense of smell would do. We rolled down the window and hung the offensive shoe from the shoelaces.
All the way home. From Church. We are THAT family.
My white trash parenting tip: hang your sticky shoes and children out the window. All the trashy Moms do it!
For more bad parenting tips, visit White Trash Mom!
26 comments:
HAHA!! That's hilarious!
Who cleaned it when you got home? I've cleaned dog poop off a sneaker and gagged the whole time. I'm surprised I survived. I shudder just thinking about it. If I were you I would have tossed that shoe out the window and never looked back. Cute story.
Baaaaaaaah! That is hysterical. You really are THAT family.
Um... at least the smell was temporary?? I'm looking for the positive here. And I'm not thinking "tsk-tsk", I'M thinking "hey, that's rather clever." (what can I say, I have a teenager with really scary feet)
lol!
I think that is too funny too. I don't know that I would have actually thought of doing that. I am impressed!!! hummm hang it out the window. And the wind caused by driving 75 mph down the highway might even rip some of that poo mess from the deep crevis' of the shoe!! Oh my goodness, only THAT family would think of that!! Gotta love it.
LMBO!! Great idea! If anything, at least the wind dried the poop to make it easier to get off, right? lol
You do what you have to do is our family motto. But that was funny!
That is awesome.
It's funny, I've been a nurse for a little over 12 years, and I've seen and cleaned a lot of things. However, dog poo on a shoe makes me gag everytime! I would have tossed it, I'm afraid.
Bwahahaha! Thanks for the laugh - it's totally something we would do.
OMG that is so funny!
New or not, those shoes just became disposable.
The Maid
Ya know how many time we suffered through that kind of an ordeal!
Never thought of it...so "McGiverish!"
Your all THAT!
I'm just catching up on my weekend reading, trying not to fall asleep at my desk...it's a Monday ya know. Let me just tell ya you just made my day! Too funny!!
good thing it didn't fly off and hit someone! wouldn't that have been hilarious. terrible aren't i?!
I would have done the same thing. :)
Wow! How smart are you?? Now I know EXACTLY how to handle shoe poo.
Wow! How smart are you?? Now I know EXACTLY how to handle shoe poo.
Oh, that's funny! But pretty practical and ingenious, too!
Good for you! (of course, this is coming from a Mom who has hung peed-in clothing out the car window to dry because we didn't take a spare outfit :-) (Yah, you can groan...)
That is a laugh out loud story!!!
OMG! I am so glad I found your blog! We are THAT family, too! Thank you for making me feel normal! This reminds me of the time my son Heelyed through dog poop!
hahaha...that is just classic! Why is it that kids always find the dog poop??
Awesome idea!! I have a Trashy Thursday post up today too! Fun carnival!
I once hung my son's underwear out the car window because he pooped in them (had the runs) actually and I couldn't stand to be anywhere near the item lol.
Great post!
Post a Comment